Phat ass day

On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"

Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay

by Pppooper32 April 12, 2022

National Eat Ren’s Ass day

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022

grab her ass day

On April 29th a day for guys to grab her ass . It’s not national yet though

Bro grab her ass because today you can it’s grab her ass day

by Mr man tan April 11, 2018

National grab ass day

Walk up to your crush and grab his/her's ass

Boy: SLAPS
Girl: Hey! why did you do that
Boy: its National grab ass day
Girl: Oh okay, My turn

by Unknown Savior2234 October 11, 2022

National grab ass day

It’s national grab ass day on June 11th
Single or taken grab a girl ass

I just grabbed a girls ass because it’s national grab ass day

by Dr.yffb June 07, 2019

National Grab Ass Day

National Grab Ass Day . Grab every ass you see as soon as possible, no rules apply !!

February 3rd only .

“damn bro did you hear about national grab ass day? ima grab every ass i see.”

by dhatbaddie January 31, 2020

National grab ass day

On October 3rd is the day where you can grab anybody ass

Just walked by and grab this boy ass it really doesn’t matter because It’s national grab ass day

by Treasurebutler October 03, 2019