A Long Island ice tea with cocaine.
by Popeye the shopping man November 13, 2022
Get the Miami shopping cartmug. When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022
Get the Monkey Miami Ball Crushermug. by lamberman6 September 20, 2021
Get the Miami Heatmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.6.>Sale De La Vidasu MiAmI Le De Sale<.7.9.7.6>mug. by senorfishy June 15, 2024
Get the miami zaq modemug. by #miamib*tch January 5, 2014
Get the miami stepmug. The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.
Miami Airport Incident-
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020
Get the Miami airport incidentmug.