Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

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Miami Pufferfish

An oral sex method in which one party engages in cunnilingus on the receiving party, whether anally or vaginally. The giving party gathers at least half a glass of orange juice inside of their cheeks, until puffed like a pufferfish, before going down on the receiving individual. Once their lips meet the orifice of choice, they open up the hole and shoot the orange juice into the hole until their cheeks are empty. For optimal performance, squirt every drop inside the person.

Girl 1: "I can't talk to that man anymore..."

Girl 2: "Why is he a dick?"

Girl 1: "No he's just weird, he wanted to try the Miami Pufferfish again."

by RoguSpanish January 18, 2022

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miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.

Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.

by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021

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The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.

I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.

by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022

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