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i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.
sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.
by aludin May 18, 2007
mugGet the i'm so bad i can suck my own dickmug.
this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022
mugGet the YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHERmug.

Gristle on my dick

When gristle is applied to the genital area
by Hdrizzle July 5, 2022
mugGet the Gristle on my dickmug.

Sicked on my dick

When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.
Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.
by Slamcaked February 26, 2019
mugGet the Sicked on my dickmug.

my dick

it's big huge and girls like it a lot.
by wrknjrk November 13, 2019
mugGet the my dickmug.

my dick is scary

its so small that its scary
by skibdi ohio May 4, 2024
mugGet the my dick is scarymug.

Stepping on my dick

When someone hates on your success in front of you
Joe found out I got a raise and started stepping on my dick
mugGet the Stepping on my dickmug.

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