Ian

quotes from ian:
MY KNEES ARE HUNGRY
I eat plate and sit on grass
no u
n o
any body wants some BEANS?
uncle Gary likes caves apparently

things you should not call ian:
Jackie chan
seriously if you call me Jackie chan one more time I will take all your beans at 3 am

let the potato (ian) rest for 5 more minutes

by usususususus October 24, 2019

Ian

They are nice, funny, and trustworthy. Ians tend to be homosexual, yet can be afraid to admit it. It isn't out of the ordinary for Ians to live their entire lives in what some call the "Iron Closet", which is just an internal deep denial of their sexuality. You will never have to be afraid to let Ians around your girlfriend. However, your boyfriend is a different story. They are tall, handsome, and tend to have good relationships with their mothers. Some theorize that due to an absence of a father figure in some lives, this is what can lead to an Ian's gayness. Overall, they are fun loving people who love to have fun with and in guys.

"Mom, dad, I'm Ian"

by cjetson April 24, 2019

Ian

An Ian is a person that sucks at videogames.

Oh my god, your friend sucks at this game, he's such an Ian.

by Bayonetta's son May 15, 2019

Ian

A super gay guy with a micropenis. Probably has no friends.

Guy 1: That guy is always hitting on me and smells like buttpee.
Guy 2: yeah, he's such an Ian.

by Comedick26 November 18, 2017

Ian

An amazing caring family man that somehow cares about you endlessly but at the same time couldn’t wait long enough for you to pack a bag

The son of an Ian:My dad is the greatest you can tell he really loves me because he waited a full minute for me to get my books

by Jon Richfield December 7, 2019

ian

gay

ian is super gay

by BRUHUAFUI(Pfu9pwenhui9fuiaf February 24, 2020

Ian Gallagher

One of the best characters on tv history. He is on the show Shameless and is sooo good. He suffers being bipolar and having a relationship with Mickey Milkovich. He is the best.

Friend 1: Who was that boy with Mickey?
Friend 2: Oh, that’s IAN GALLAGHER.

by shameless.fan. September 10, 2019