Don't Pump My Grundle

The act of raising somebody's hopes with an erroneous claim that makes the speaker look foolish. This claim is made with good intentions but is so faulty that it utterly fails to affect the general mood positively. In many cases the result of pumping somebody's grundle is negative.

Ex1:
LeRoy: Aw shit, that shorty over there, she's fine as hell. I'd hit that like a piñata on cinco de mayo!

Marcus: She's FUGLY homey, don't pump my grundle, she's just nasty...

by SxLaughter August 7, 2010

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Salty Grundle Licker

after a male sweats profuesly after having sex, the female than licks the grundle sweat and pukes of the mans unit and than proceeds to give him head

the girl smells like a salty grundle licker, her mom eat the salty grundle licker, i loves the salty grundle licker

by higgins10bu July 12, 2007

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Grundle Nub

The male clitoris, located conveniently close to the party and the exit.

This banana hammock has no padding for my grundle nub, it's rubbed raw!

by cash-hunta December 7, 2009

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Grundle Rubber

One who enjoys to and frequently rubs another person's grundle.

Larry is such a grundle rubber, he is always trying to get his hands on mine.

by curuskie December 11, 2009

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Grundle

The perineum on a human male. Located between the scrotum and anus. Aptly named after the hairyness of the Grendel monster from Beowulf and a young polishman's genitals. Originated in Jessup Maryland circa 1994.

"Mike has a super hairy grundle and his girlfriend Ann wouldnt go near it, so he dumped her"

by Double Bs July 13, 2016

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GRUNDLE SMACKING

When you aim to kick someone square in the jaw but miss with your flying front kick, only to hit them square in the face with the area between your nutsack and balls.

Sometimes I think you UD 'volunteer' editor need a good grundle smacking

by DeTwan February 10, 2017

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