by KKzzzkkk February 5, 2020

by dakotas hot gf September 13, 2022

Dakota is a fucking simp fr fr.
by Doonie Destroyer July 28, 2022

A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.
"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
by QUADDALE DINGLE69420seggytimeb August 4, 2022

Dakota is a fat but skinny at the same time type of person. He usally is tall and dies laughing when he sees a little monkey throwing up gang signs. He usally gets no playing time for the jv basbeall team and gets friendzoned by every girl
by Jim the baptist March 8, 2020

by Odöslwöaäöykj May 12, 2023

Dakotas are the sweetest people ever. They are kind and compassionate and just so absolutely beautiful they make you wanna break down and cry because of how happy they make you. She makes me happy. I Love you Dakota <3
by Ur mom sped March 4, 2021
