Turd-cutter

Turd cutter

A metal coat hanger hidden in a bathroom to cut abnormally large turds into smaller flushable chunks.

God I'm glad you had a turd-cutter in the bathroom Rick, otherwise that loaf I dropped was just going to be unflushable.

by Dutch gerth February 10, 2021

crust cutter

Another name for one's mother. Also known as the person who removes the crust off of your sandwich.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to the mall??

Person 2: Have to ask my crust cutter first.

by Chic Deb September 9, 2006

emo cutters

we dont all ways cut our selfs but we do cut others

life of some emo cutters
ghod! that feels good thanx for cutting me matty *slahses mattys arm*

by Silent Lullaby July 18, 2006

Daisy Cutter

An inordinately Large bowel movement, usually associated with dining at the local

Mexican restaurant the night before

Tom?? He's in the bunker dropping a Daisy Cutter on the porcelain palace

by Davie Dee March 27, 2011

Cookie Cutter

The act of thrusting the barrel of a pistol into any soft part of a persons body leaving a round shape bruise.

In extreme cases a small round chunk of the persons flesh will remain in the barrel.

"Bill how many times i got to tell you, stop cookie cutting suspects".

"Yo man that cops a cookie cutter".

by Sporadicfire January 22, 2011

box cutter

a penis
See rusty box cutter

Help, my box cutter is on fire!!!!!!!!

by Villa2 February 17, 2005

Diamond Cutter

A penis so small that when aroused is hard enough to cut through a diamond, the opposite of a Tim.

Andrew Kevin Martin has a Diamond Cutter, he left those bitches cut up worse then a bunch of niggers.

by Big Six April 3, 2007