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san Antonio fl

A once cute quite little town where you could ride your bicycle or your horse up to the ball field during the weekend to play at the park. Lil convenient store popular for Cubans and Icees is where you would run into everyone you knew but now every face is a stranger and better look out on the roads over ran by every alien going 40 over the lil 30 mph speed limit. I say alien because where do all these people even come from....one minute quite lil town everyone mistakes for san Antonio Texas when you say san Antonio because know one heard of san Antonio Florida to huge subdivision where there was a cow pasture or swamps yesterday. Now the home of targets biggest wear house and man made lagoons built over night. It's insane. Once quite country now a over population of aliens that had to come from outer space. O and don't forger ponchos every close eats there atleast twice a week when they don't want to cook and the bar around the corner is for most of the 60s generation to have a high school reunion every Friday night with there 80s and 90s kids who can't hold down a faithful relationship because well the bar!
San Antonio fl:Them-Your from where? San Antonio Texas? What are you doing in Florida. Me-No, it's 30 mins north of Tampa, San Antonio, fl.
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San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver

When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.
Did you hear? Drake gave JLO a San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver.
by Punk_b1ch_kyle February 12, 2017
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Antonio

Antonio is the best person you can come across in this world. He is charismatic, outgoing, sensitive and always optimistic. He is the most loyal and protective friend.

Every girl has had a crush on him; if he loves you, you passed life.

Passionate about all the things he loves, from his favourite subjects to family and friends. Typical guy who would write you a love poem and chat about history.

He is the main character, the party doesn't start until he's arrived.
Where is Antonio?

I am so in love with Antonio
by prompresenter January 15, 2022
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Antonio Ultra

An extremely talented electronic artist who has redefined what music is through his experimental beats and hardcore vocals
Hey, did you hear that new Antonio Ultra song?
by Bethany Earhart November 23, 2021
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Antonio Elorza

An awsome mexican tat has no life nd is always on his ipod Touch. Playin who knows wt and watchin who noes wt and always on Facebook! also know as a fag!!!!
Fuckk i just basted an Antonio Elorza!
by The awsome OG#13 November 26, 2010
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Antonio Nanez

Ant beast, Hoover, or Hoover 2 baseball, is a steaming hot Latino, with a bod only few can even comprehend. He is still waiting on a first kiss. Jk he got one in Colorado on vacation. We don’t know her name but it happened.
Antonio Nanez is a dime back and I’d smash 100 percent.
by HungPeen March 14, 2019
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