The first Castlevania game for the Gameboy, and almost inarguably the worst game in the entire series. The music is pretty damn good, just like in any Castlevania game...and that's really the only good thing anyone has to say about it.
With a protagonist that moves slower than a sedated turtle and can't jump to save his life, a lack of subweapons which are present in all the other games, a lot of sections where you MUST get invincibility to avoid getting hit as soon as you spawn, a stage that becomes unwinnable if you take the wrong path, a weapon that downgrades when you get hit, a multitude of sections where it's impossible to NOT get hit without whip upgrades, insultingly easy boss fights (except for Dracula, whose second form is actually quite tough), and tricky parkour sections that are made almost impossible by the painfully slow movement of the protagonist, Castlevania: The Adventure is often considered one of the worst games for the Gameboy.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2022
Get the Castlevania: The Adventuremug. A word every girl on dating apps use that they don’t actually do.
They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.
It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.
But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.
They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.
It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.
But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.
Girl 1: I put in my dating profile that I want guys who will take me on an adventure. I left it really vague because I don’t really know what it means?
Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?
Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)
Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?
Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)
by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023
Get the Adventuremug. Part 1: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill a gay vampire
Part 2: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill gay vampires
Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill a gay vampire
Part 4: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a man with a hand fetish
Part 5: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap
Part 6: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest
Part 7: Paralyzed man with punchy ghosts tries to win a horse race
Part 8: Confused Sailor and girlfriend fight a Rock with punchy ghosts
Part 9: Drug Dealer and his Trans sibling get rich with weird (so far non punchy) ghosts also Rohan is back
Part 2: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill gay vampires
Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill a gay vampire
Part 4: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a man with a hand fetish
Part 5: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap
Part 6: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest
Part 7: Paralyzed man with punchy ghosts tries to win a horse race
Part 8: Confused Sailor and girlfriend fight a Rock with punchy ghosts
Part 9: Drug Dealer and his Trans sibling get rich with weird (so far non punchy) ghosts also Rohan is back
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is great but only people who like it are gay or people who wanna be buff as fuck
by ZMTUCKER April 5, 2023
Get the JoJo's Bizarre Adventuremug. The GameCube port of Sonic Adventure.
People have recently been shortening the game's title to "XD." This is objectively incorrect as there is a "DX" in the title instead of "XD."
If you currently refer to Sonic Adventure DX with "XD," you should stop before SEGA releases Sonic Adventure XD, causing my copy of DX to implode.
People have recently been shortening the game's title to "XD." This is objectively incorrect as there is a "DX" in the title instead of "XD."
If you currently refer to Sonic Adventure DX with "XD," you should stop before SEGA releases Sonic Adventure XD, causing my copy of DX to implode.
P1 <(DX IS SO DUMB I JUST CLIPPED THROUGH THE LOOP AGAIN!!!!!)
P2 <(XD)
P1 <(IT'S SONIC ADVENTURE DX!!!!!!!!!!) <Rages more>
P2 <(XD)
P1 <(IT'S SONIC ADVENTURE DX!!!!!!!!!!) <Rages more>
by Do_mmar! April 21, 2022
Get the Sonic Adventure DXmug. by ahatintimeprosu March 13, 2022
Get the gumballs bizarre adventuremug. A camp located in Temagami, Ontario. The campers at this sleep away are said to have big dick, and a large sex drive.
by cracks028 November 26, 2021
Get the Canadian Adventure Campmug. by Mickeyve May 24, 2018
Get the Adventure Time Tuesdaymug.