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you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground 

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.
After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

You don't pay for my weave 

1. Statement of independance; can take care of own salon needs, etc.

2. Can be associated with "You don't know me" - assuming false pretense to understanding the situation and/or person; can be followed by a booteh bump and a finger snap
Jamal pulls out his food stamps to pay for Shaqueque's baby food.

Shaqueque: "You don't pay for my weave! You don't know me!"
You don't pay for my weave by MattyG February 23, 2005

You don't say? 

An expression which appears in rage comics as a cartoonized version of Nicolas Cage. The phrase is a response to anything obvious and functions the same as "No shit, Sherlock" and "thank you captain obvious".
Some guy: I'll tell you a big fact.
Me: And... what is it?
That very guy: Stars don't blink! It's the atmosphere that makes stars look like if they blink!
Me: You don't say?
You don't say? by Definitiosis January 6, 2013

You don't even know, right? 

An ignorant question made into a statement by people from south of Texas who don't speak very good English.
"You don't even know if you're hiring, right?", "You don't even know, right?"

you don’t talk 

When someone is trying to be cool and is being very annoying by doing it
Fart “I am so cool
Me “boi you don’t talk”

You don't want no sauce 

A comeback or phrases used when in a argument or as a response when you don't want to hear the other person anymore T.A.P
Mom- Ty clean your room

Ty- I don't want to clean it

Mom- What did I say, you better clean it now
Ty- You don't want no sauce!
Mom- ??????
Ty- Exactly