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Chinless Wombat 

A select breed of woman found mainly at county fairs or equivalent grimy social gatherings. These are generally fat and extremely ugly. Other attributes include the lack of a visible chin due to a myriad of fat, a rank odor similar to that of curdled mayonnaise, and a deficit of clothing revealing protruding rolls of fat.
damn that chinless wombat is busted
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persian wombat

The act of taking your limp dick and folding it up inside your furry, soft and supple nut sack so it looks like a wombat, then walk over to a sleeping victim, and start lightly slapping this neatly folded cocknut package on their face.
stfu or imma come over there and beat you with a Persian wombat.
persian wombat by Jay dov June 3, 2016

Slippery Wombat 

"Damn man, that little fella looks slick.""

"Yeah man, I'd keep him on a leash...but he's a pretty slippery wombat. The leash just slides right off."

wombplaining 

The polar opposite of mansplaining.

Wombplaining occurs when presented with empirical evidence a woman will use such words as yeah i know but i feel...
Female panelists: "I FEEL...."

Male panelist: "I understand, but I have EVIDENCE...."
Female panelist: "Yeah, but I FEEL...."
Male panelist: "The FACTS will show...."
Female panelist: "I don't care about your facts because I FEEL
Female panelist: Stop mansplaining!!!
Male panelist: Stop Wombplaining!!!
wombplaining by Atsugai August 28, 2017

Wombat Day 

Wombat day is a holiday created by the youtuber LukeOrSomething in his video "We Made Our Own Holiday". In this holiday you eat cookie pizza and watch dream manhunt.

I see you... Luke... Rob... Swoosh...
I'm watching you all
Wombat Day by EvanOrSomething December 26, 2020

Womblandback 

A movement that was born on March 5, 2022, it’s a place where white woman tears go to die. The movement has a legacy of organizing and sacrifice to get womblands back. Currently, there are womblandback battles being fought all across tiktok island.
“Her white woman tears died in the wombland after crying hysterically on social media, so we are fighting for our sovereignty. WOMBLANDBACK!”

Wombat Stu'ed 

The action of showing someone a picture of Wombat Stu from Sonic The Hedgehog unexpectedly.
Guy 1: *Shows picture of Wombat Stu*

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: You have been Wombat Stu'ed
Wombat Stu'ed by coolpeterm April 12, 2023