beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.

He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.

by MateoP April 1, 2008

Beatin' the wheels off her

To be engaged in coitus with a female that likes to be smacked around during sex. As you increase in brutality she increases in arousel. Eventually the act heats up so much you end beating the wheels off that bitch until her legs give out.

Codi: "So, did you end up hookin' up with that chick from the bar last night?"
Bob: "Yeah man, we went back to her place and got down to the dirty business. Turns out she likes to be smacked around."
Codi: "Oh snap! Did you get into it?"
Bob: "Fuck yeah, she kept saying harder so I ended up beatin' the wheels off her."

by MassiveDynamic April 2, 2015

"Beating the Flush"

When a guy (usually drunk) goes to the toilet, and flushes the chain before he's actually finished and tries to "Beat the Flush"

Jon - Whoa dude, i just missed out on "Beating the Flush".

Fred - Bummer dude....

by Cat Funt February 11, 2009

Beating the cheese

Masturbating with such vigor that your cream becomes cheese!

Was beating the cheese gooda for you too?

by Zuka21 August 31, 2019

beating the block

winning on all hood terms

Ray-ray: man i was beating the block yesterday
Slim: shiet homie, you need to stop that shit, you gon make them nigga jealous

by TheRealShark November 27, 2013

Beating the doonies down

Sexual intercourse with a girl who’s ass is large than average.

I can’t hang out tonight I’m beating the doonies down.

Who’s doonies?

Hattie’s

by Bigshmoneydawg May 16, 2021

Beating the devil at chess

Phrase used to describe an impossible task

"Mate trying to beat traffic on Thanksgiving weekend is like beating the devil at chess"

by Paulo MaldiniPauloPPPOPOLiljse October 31, 2019