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The Towns 

“the towns” means anywhere in NYC (brooklyn, the bronx, manhattan, queens)

ps. staten island dont count because us new yorkers dont jack it
dd: yo muddy its been a min since we last linked

dstar: nah word mud i gotta go back to the towns i miss it out there
The Towns by onlyyprime December 21, 2024

The Towns 

The 5 Boroughs of New York City.
I'm from New York City, and I been jacking The Towns since I was wild young

The Mayor of Shelby Township 

1. The mayor of Shelby Township
2. Possibly the best reason to listen to Space Toilet
3. Trivia connoisseur

Also see Puddin' Pops Johnson
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise, The Mayor of Shelby Township has just entered.

"It smells like budussy up in this bitch!" exclaimed The Mayor of Shelby Township