Hamburglered

When you're at the bar, talking to a pretty girl, and when she goes to the bathroom, a fat chick steals her seat.

*guy and girl having a fun time at the bar*
*girl gets up from her bar stool and walks to the bathroom*
*guy turns to find a fat chick has stolen the open bar stool*
guy: "Oh snap, I just got hamburglered."

by Gotterdammerung December 24, 2013