Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled
Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 04, 2024
Randy had so many pictures of butts in his apartment that I do believe him to be a butt conductor of epic proportion, he can't hide it.
by Podscoff November 29, 2015
by Bamftoy May 08, 2020
Usually referred to as the conductor of the "Addy Train". The train you get on when you need to "get on that zoomazooma-zoom-zoom". Talking to the conductor of the train gives you special abilities beyond just "Riding the Train". It allows you to crank the speed of it up to about Mach 3.
"What's got into you today bro, you're going 100 miles an hour today?"
"This morning I knew I wasn't feelin like gettin shit done so I had to hop on that traaiiin and talk to the conductor!!!"
"Word"
"This morning I knew I wasn't feelin like gettin shit done so I had to hop on that traaiiin and talk to the conductor!!!"
"Word"
by nibblegnome September 26, 2011
by Datfuckinnigger March 31, 2020
When a person listens to an intense and/or awesome soundtrack or song (whether it be video game music, opera, or classical), and they get so pumped and psyched by the music itself. That they go to the extent of pretending to have a composing baton in their hand, and pretend to a have their own ensemble of which they pretend to fictionally conduct music by. Flailing of the arms in a Conductor-esc. manner and the jerking of the head are only a few of the symptoms.
Person #1: "Hey dude, look at that guy over there. He's just swinging his arms around and jerking his head around. The lad looks like an absolute madman! Mate!"
Person #2: "He's either suffering from Conductor Syndrome , or he is a complete madman."
Person #1: " What's 'Conductor Syndrome?'
Person #2: " A supposed 'syndrome' that affects fellows of whom are listening to classical, opera, video game, or composed music. That they become a pretend-composer and have an their own little pretend-ensemble of which they act like the composer to. It's honestly quite common, people do it because it gives them an extra boost of intensity in their bones."
Person #1: "Wow, never have I heard of such a thing. *Starts listening to Dark Souls soundtrack*:"
Person #2: "Wow! You're unconsciously doing it, and you've never even heard of it ."
Person #1: "Wait, how is this possible?"
Person #2: "Well, look at that! You're a natural! Anyways, seeyah!"
Person #1: "K, seeyah!"
Person #2: "He's either suffering from Conductor Syndrome , or he is a complete madman."
Person #1: " What's 'Conductor Syndrome?'
Person #2: " A supposed 'syndrome' that affects fellows of whom are listening to classical, opera, video game, or composed music. That they become a pretend-composer and have an their own little pretend-ensemble of which they act like the composer to. It's honestly quite common, people do it because it gives them an extra boost of intensity in their bones."
Person #1: "Wow, never have I heard of such a thing. *Starts listening to Dark Souls soundtrack*:"
Person #2: "Wow! You're unconsciously doing it, and you've never even heard of it ."
Person #1: "Wait, how is this possible?"
Person #2: "Well, look at that! You're a natural! Anyways, seeyah!"
Person #1: "K, seeyah!"
by GopnikGavin May 11, 2020