That one teacher's pet who thinks pigeons are superior, tells students to expect less holidays and more homework, hated by everyone else for a good reason, the son of James Mr. McIronCock, kisses pigeons but denies the allegations.
Tarquin: EVERYONE STOP MESSING AROUND!
Me: oh, shut up you pigeon-kisser.
*Throws a ball at Tarquin*
Me: oh, shut up you pigeon-kisser.
*Throws a ball at Tarquin*
by RStickCat34 October 20, 2025
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