Substitute teachers

Substitute teachers are people with high level education that can teach over 100 different subjects that i will not care about. They can also manage to say my name wrong every time they do attendance even tho i have been at the same school for 8 years. I have officially given up hope that the sub will ever pronouce my name right but screw them im graduating.

substitute teachers and starbucks baristas love to get my name wrong
#uniquenameprobs

by rayooooo February 6, 2019

Electrophillic Substitution

You see we have those carbon playaas and those carbon playaa haters, now the carbon playaa gets all the hydrogens, but the playaa hater, he has to settle with one hydrogen and a lame bromine

"Shit, what the fuck is Markovnikoff's rule?"
"Electrophillic Substitution"

by ilovechemistryandwhat August 14, 2012

Racist Substitute

A word used to describe a substitute teacher teacherwho identifies their studentsstudents by their race. Mainly because they do not know the names of their students.

The racist substitute called me "Indian" instead of my name, what a bitch.

by Indianboy98 June 5, 2018

substitute teacher

Where the male invites his "woman" over for some "kinky sex", ties her up, then has another woman enter the room and proceeds fornicate with her in front of his "woman".

While dating my Middle School teacher, Mrs. Jugz, I preformed a substitute teacher, which included Mrs. Jugz, Mrs. Jugz's mother and myself.

by Bob Awnit March 20, 2009

Substitution jutsu

When you’re having sex and about to nut in a girl so your friend joins in

Boy: I can’t take this anymore
Girl: I need more

Boy: substitution jutsu
Boy 2: I got you bro

by Awawawawaw January 25, 2021

Substitute teaching

Like babysitting, but for people who are tired of changing diapers.

"I couldn't find a job as a nanny, so instead I'm substitute teaching."

Mom: I heard someone was substitute teaching your class today.

Kid: Yeah, we watched three movies and ate snacks all day.

by Zacchaeus September 26, 2012

substitute albino love

The action of grabbing a handful of snow and making love to it in order to get the feeling of being with an albino women.

me and my dad were having a snowball fight when suddenly the snow hit my crotch and i felt the beautiful sensation of substitute albino love.

by altairalex February 4, 2015