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stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent
by mrbruceman December 13, 2022
mugGet the stood one upmug.

noble stood

the motherload of a shit. A long, stinky, jackpot of a turd in a toilet.
Man, after an hour on the crapper I just laid a real noble stood
by en la casa May 18, 2010
mugGet the noble stoodmug.

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