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Squirming Lizzard Position

When you make up a sexual position, and tell your friends about it and CONSTANTLY use it as a threat knowing it does not exist.
“I’m going to put you into the squirming lizzard position
by Kooge-is-nig March 10, 2026
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Squirm

Squirm (noun)
The smallest, fastest, and arguably most chaotic Toon in the game Dandy’s World. He is a tiny, segmented worm-like creature who specializes in kiting (distracting) the Twisteds while the rest of the team actually does the work.

Vibe: High speed, low health, and "catch me if you can."

Player Archetype: Usually played by the person who enjoys running circles around monsters and giving their teammates a heart attack by proxy.
Usage: "We would’ve wiped on Floor 10 if our Squirm didn't have the zoomies and distract Toodles for five minutes straight."
by H4RV March 11, 2026
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