Roman Senator

The roman senator is synonomous with male pattern baldness. So named because the remaining hair resembles the garland sometimes worn by roman senators. There is no skullet; the bald spot on top is totally formed and prominent, and it is surrounded by a corona, or crown, of hair that has not yet fallen out. There is no widow's peak in front either, it has completely succumbed to baldness. Most closely related to the cul-de-sac.

George Costanza, of the TV show Seinfeld, is sporting a roman senator.

by Bolton Outlaw January 17, 2008

ottawa senators

A team that really knows how to choke like a $2 whore when it counts. This season, getting rocked by the sabres.

did you see krusty get totally pwnt like the noobie ottawa senators on that final play?

by senssuckmmkay June 19, 2006

senator

To person who wrote senators will never be elected: FAIL

senators can be elected, bitch

by rob133 September 19, 2010

Senator Hagner

the GOAT🗣🗣🗣🗣🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

person 1: you see that new senator hagner tweet?
person 2: yeah that shit was fire he the goat frfr

by whatyoutalkinbout October 5, 2020

ottawa senators

Gayest hockey team ever, with the gayest hockey players ever, especially their goalie. Doesn't stand a chance against the leafs.

Once again the leafs beat the Ottawa senators in game seven. Oh well!

by aj_link June 18, 2006

Ottawa Senators

Joined the league in the 91/92 season, this team continuously preforms poorly in the playoffs, much of the time at the hands of the far superior Toronto Maple Leafs. The line of Alfredsson the Clown, Spezza the Goofball, and of course, the Murderer, even though, they too, preform poorly on a regular basis. Ottawa Goaltending requires it's own definition, to refer to "Ottawa Goaltending", please See, Terrible. For further references regarding this team, please see Patrick Lalime, Ottawa Stanley Cups, #1 Overall Draft Picks, and Alexandre Diagle.

"Ottawa Senators and Stanley Cups is to Don Cherry and Europeans"
- Unknown

Doug: That sure was a good game tonight, eh?
Wendel: One of the best indeed, although it was no contest. Do you agree Mats?
Mats: It was easier than getting a parking space at Scotia Bank Place.
Darcy: What did you expect from the Ottawa Senators?

by OCTranspo November 12, 2008

Ottawa Senators

The crappiest NHL team ever. Well.. except for all the southern teams. F them.

The Maple Leafs will always KILL YOU Ottawa!!

Tampa Bay sucks. Fuck the Lightning.

by Cooze #2 June 18, 2006