Segway

The early 2000s equivalent to a fidget spinner (well not literally, but you know what I mean).

Also the thing that the default character from Happy Wheels rides on.

It was rumored by the Pope that several witnesses spotted Jesus riding a Segway, with a fidget spinner in one hand and a vape in the other. Is this the second coming?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 23, 2022

segway

"a smooth transition from one place to another"

How one "smoothly" changes topic in a conversation.
Usually used when one doesn't like the topic of the current conversation.

Girlfriend: who did you go with last night?
Boyfriend: The movie was crazy...Segway!

by Pr3xy February 6, 2018