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Satisfucked 

This happens when you are content with the sex you have just been given or received and could not imagine giving or receiving another drop.
My girl and I were gonna marathon last night, but after just one time we were both satisfucked.
Satisfucked by samkuhblam September 29, 2017

stainfucker 

A mixture of Dawn dish soap and Hydrogen Peroxide used to get cum stains out of pillowcases.
Great night last night. Got a mess to clean up, though. Hand me the Stainfucker.
stainfucker by Fuckfingers2 August 16, 2023

u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

i hav no idea im hella drunk my loves¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence

Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

Lucifer Fucking Satan 

A long awaited followup to the infamous "Jesus Fucking Christ." Utilizing this in lieu of the other may incite praise from those around you. You might even get an "Amen." Now who could argue with that.
Lucifer Fucking Satan Stan, how many times have I told you to stop being late?"
Lucifer Fucking Satan by Koshell October 24, 2016

Conver-fuckin-sation 

Conver-fuckin-sation –

1) A deep, awkward or intense conversation brought on unexpectedly or in an inappropriate place or time. Usually the person is trapped and forced to participate with no way out.

2) A harmless or superficial discussion that takes a serious or intense turn without notice or opportunity for escape.
3) Having to listen to other people’s bull shit.
4) When drunk or high strangers/friend force you into talking about the serious issues of the world (or their lives) when you do not want to.
I told my boyfriend I would be late coming home and it turned into a conver-fuckin-sation about our relationship.

Every time my mom calls it turns into a drawn out conver-fuckin-sation about why I don't call.

I thought I was going to score with that girl, but we just went to her place and had a conver-fuckin-sation til she passed out.