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best team in the NBA.
home of such legends as TIM DUNCAN.
whos that great basketball team?
Oh you must mean the spurs.
by hayter February 20, 2005
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San Antonio Handlebar

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Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.
I hate my boss so much I swear I'll give him a San Antonio Handlebar if I ever get fired.
by Freezerbabies August 24, 2008
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the best in the west! the future of the nba cause they have tim duncan, manu ginobili, and tony parker!
San Antonio Spurs is going to beat Detroit Pistons...
by theGREATone July 4, 2005
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The best basketball team in the US. The team with great players like Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobli, and Tony Parker. Good at beating teams like the Denver Nuggets and the Lakers and well, every team, so long as their players are in good health
by spursfan3000 May 7, 2005
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San Antonio Submariner

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When the male genetalia, including a fully erect penis and all scrotal contents, are stuffed into one regular size (no Magnums allowed) condom. This is best performed in facilitation of the two dogs in a bathtub maneuver.

Non judicious use of the San Antonio Submariner can lead to a condition known as the bends.
Sally was originally unimpressed with Joes sexual prowess until he performed the San Antonio Submariner in her presence.

For years Billy had been unable to master the way of the two dogs in a bathtub, until he discovered the San Antonio Submariner. Although conquering one feat, he was soon crushed under the immense pressure of the other.
by Doubledee, MD January 15, 2010
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san antonio unit

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A measurement of weight, usually about 100 pounds
I need to watch what I eat, I'm up to 3 San Antonio units
by Lil craiger September 25, 2013
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