san antonio spurs

best team in the NBA.
home of such legends as TIM DUNCAN.

whos that great basketball team?
Oh you must mean the spurs.

san antonio spurs by hayter February 20, 2005

San Antonio Handlebar 

Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.

I hate my boss so much I swear I'll give him a San Antonio Handlebar if I ever get fired.

San Antonio Handlebar by Freezerbabies August 24, 2008

San Antonio Spurs

the best in the west! the future of the nba cause they have tim duncan, manu ginobili, and tony parker!

San Antonio Spurs is going to beat Detroit Pistons...

San Antonio Spurs by theGREATone July 4, 2005

San Antonio Spurs

The best team in the NBA by far.

The San Antonio Spurs beat the shit out of the New York Knicks and the LA Lakers

San Antonio Spurs by Biddy August 3, 2005

San Antonio Spurs

The best basketball team in the US. The team with great players like Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobli, and Tony Parker. Good at beating teams like the Denver Nuggets and the Lakers and well, every team, so long as their players are in good health

The San Antonio Spurs is my team for life.

San Antonio Spurs by spursfan3000 May 7, 2005

San Antonio Submariner 

When the male genetalia, including a fully erect penis and all scrotal contents, are stuffed into one regular size (no Magnums allowed) condom. This is best performed in facilitation of the two dogs in a bathtub maneuver.

Non judicious use of the San Antonio Submariner can lead to a condition known as the bends.

Sally was originally unimpressed with Joes sexual prowess until he performed the San Antonio Submariner in her presence.

For years Billy had been unable to master the way of the two dogs in a bathtub, until he discovered the San Antonio Submariner. Although conquering one feat, he was soon crushed under the immense pressure of the other.

San Antonio Submariner by Doubledee, MD January 15, 2010

san antonio unit 

A measurement of weight, usually about 100 pounds

I need to watch what I eat, I'm up to 3 San Antonio units

san antonio unit by Lil craiger September 25, 2013