J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M

“Just shut the fuck up and come make out with me.”

Girl/guy:”J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M”
Guy/girl: “hell yeah!”

by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023

l.m.s.o.y.d.u.y.c.i.m.m

It mean, "Let Me Sit On Your Dick Until You Cum In My Mouth."

She texted me during English class and said, "L.M.S.O.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M."

by yagirl69 January 19, 2020

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t

let me suck your dick while you play call of duty with the boys until you cum in my throat

*texting* hey babe, l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t
*replys* bet

by vanilla hoe January 25, 2020

c.q.m.s

Cqms, is an acronym that stands for "chuckle quietly to myself," because we all know you never actually laugh out loud when you say "lol." Proper use of this acronym involves when you are facebook chatting and you didn't really laugh, but you did want to applaud said person's attempt to make you laugh, or does something that is somewhat funny.

Josiah, "Hey did you see last night's The Office?"

Ethan, "Yeah the new ones only make me c.q.m.s, but the old ones totally made me lol!"

by Ghostcat Haircutter September 2, 2010

Y.M.C.A. Status (Y.M.C.A.S.)

Gay (homosexual),Feeling Extremely Gay (homosexual),Gay (homosexual) Action,Gay (homosexual) Behavior.

Bob: Dude i feel so "Y.M.C.A. Status (Y.M.C.A.S.)"
Bob: Dude i feel so GAY

Valentina: Is All In A "Y.M.C.A. Status (Y.M.C.A.S.)" Around Them Girls.
Valentina: Is All In Gay Around Them Girls

by GibbyMortis April 23, 2010

Elliot M.S.C

Probably secretly a duck in disguise. Maybe even give him your kids and dogs. He is someone thats been through it. Thats just trying to get by. Sweet & kind, he'll be there for you when you loose yourself. He's quite a baller in Mariokart but sucks at flipping omelettes. He'll make sure you are well fed. And who doesn't like a guy who has 4 dogs? You can look at this individual for hours but it'll never be enough . He is like a LEGO set each part of him builds a beautiful masterpiece. He likes apple pie so if you ever have one in hand he might distract you with his charm. Do not approach elliot with snake. He likes to steal things one being people's hearts. Dont be afraid to boop his nose, he likes it. I do believe there's always something new you can learn from him everyday. He makes sleeping by yourself less scary. Oh and he's hot.

Elliot may seem like a unique name but he has more. One to many for a single human being. Call it whatever you want but to me he is one wonderful, lovely, kinda weird, dumb human that i call my best friend. If you ever meet him i hope you give him a smile! ( and maybe some laksa )

To my one and only love, Borneo boy

Elliot M.S.C : why are the sheep colourful

sarah : because friendship is magic

by sussssssybaka July 25, 2021

Elliot M.S.C

Probably secretly a duck in disguise. Maybe even give him your kids and dogs. He is someone thats been through it. Thats just trying to get by. Sweet & kind, he'll be there for you when you loose yourself. He's quite a baller in Mariokart but sucks at flipping omelettes. He'll make sure you are well fed. And who doesn't like a guy who has 4 dogs? You can look at this individual for hours but it'll never be enough . He is like a LEGO set each part of him builds a beautiful masterpiece. He likes apple pie so if you ever have one in hand he might distract you with his charm. Do not approach elliot with snake. He likes to steal things one being people's hearts. Dont be afraid to boop his nose, he likes it. I do believe there's always something new you can learn from him everyday. He makes sleeping by yourself less scary. Oh and he's hot.

Elliot may seem like a unique name but he has more. One to many for a single human being. Call it whatever you want but to me he is one wonderful, lovely, kinda weird, dumb human that i call my best friend. If you ever meet him i hope you give him a smile! ( and maybe some laksa )

To my one and only love, Borneo boy

Elliot M.S.C : why are the sheep colourful

sarah : because friendship is magic

by sussssssybaka July 25, 2021