Riverdale

The most confusing teen drama out there ngl. Teen girls love because we somehow understand what is happening in the show. Long story short: "Teens" in a really not normal town do unteenagery things, like solve mysteries and sometimes do musicals (like what school lets teens do Heathers). And there's queen Kevin he's our lord and saviour he can not be hated on.

Teen Boy: Do u watch Riverdale
Teen Girl: OMG YASSSS I love it!!!!
TB: Please Explain what's happening
TG: *Explains the unexplainable*
TB: OOOOOOkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyy...

by YaLikeJazz2006 January 19, 2020

Riverdale

Riverdale: a horrible show only mentally disabled teenage girls enjoy.

Stacey:have you seen the new episode of Riverdale it's so good right ?
Brittany : yea Archie is sooo hot

by Qboi December 01, 2019

Riverdale

Who the hell doesn't know what Riverdale is

Hiram Lodge: I now own all of Riverdale

by roxelllllllllllllya July 21, 2019

Riverdale

A cringe show full of people in their twenties trying to pass off as teenagers who sound utterly brain-dead when they speak because their dialogue is written by boomer scriptwriters who think every one under forty-two speaks in sjw twitter hashtags.

Person 1: riverdale is such a cool, hip show!
Person 2: shut up mom

by bagel_brother January 22, 2020

Riverdale

but who even watches this show unironically anymore??

"Here's to Ronnie.....aND ARCHIE....and betty....and...jughead🤔"- riverdale

by gracehatesriverdale May 23, 2020

Riverdale

An awesome small rich community which is like Westchester. The REAL Riverdale is from the Century Building to the Mount. Any crappy place (Kingsbridge, Moshulo, etc.) is NOT RIVERDALE, it is Kingsbrige or Yonkers. Almost all of the people are rich or wealthy and live in Mandsions or Large Apartment. It is very Irish and Jewish.

That place was so Riverdale.

by riverdalegal January 28, 2009

Riverdale

Riverdale, also know as "Triggadale" is one of the most hardcore ghetto neighborhoods in the Bronx area. Right on the border with Yonkers, Riverdale is known for constant gang-involved violence. Drugs, guns and prostitution is what Riverdale is famous for.

Triggadalian 1: Nigga look at dem whiteboys rite der les fuck em up nigga nobody walk on Liebig like dat.

Triggadalian 2: Fo sho nigga, dis shit is fo Riverdale!

Triggadalian 1: Dat'z Triggadale son!

by G Blaze August 01, 2009