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Plutonic Friendship

An entirely hypothetical situation in which is straight man and a straight woman are friends without one or both harboring secret sexual desires for the other.
Guy 1: Me and Lucy are in such a healthy plutonic friendship.

Guy 2: Just tell her you want to blow her back out.
by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024
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