FLOSSING YOUR TOES

When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...
A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes
by Deekdat86 April 23, 2022
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Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"
by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019
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