Dirty Omelete

When you're fucking a fat girl and cum under a fat flap. Leave it there overnight and eat that shit for breakfast.

Me and your mom made a dirty omelete for breakfast.

by Dingaroo December 2, 2020

whale omelette

meaning of being, 'thick'

Teacher: "Bob, what is the capital of England"

Bob: "Don't know miss, I'm as thick as a whale omelette"

by Ludovik April 16, 2008

Bakersfield Omelette

When a group of bikers jerk off into a pan and cook it.

We cooked up a breakfast of Bakersfield Omelettes for those skanks at Sturgis last year.

by mctacos666 June 28, 2010

omelette

A one-meal dish with egg as the main ingredient, add some cheese or milk and other desired toppings, mix well, then fry till golden brown, fold into half and serve. Originally French, now it's known internationally. Toppings can include ham, capsicums, tomatoes, mushrooms, sausages, etc. Extremely popular for breakfast or a light meal.

I'd die for an omelette right now!

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

havanna omlette

a very wet poop left in the toilet for others to see, especially after a heavy beer drinking night

Holy cow, you should see the havanna omlette in the fraternity house crapper. Who ate corn?

by matt1968 October 13, 2007

Runny Omelete

When you insert raw eggs into the girls vagina before you procede to fist them till well beaten. Then you make the girl pour the eggs in a pan and make you breakfast.

guy-"I'm hungry!!!"
girl-"Well I'm horny"
guy-"Well then lets make us a runny omelete!"

by runny alex October 6, 2008

Egg White Omelette

When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear after oral, anal, or vaginal intercourse and proceeds to fold her ear over the splooge. When preformed properly, it resembles a runny egg white omelette.

Stu: I'm close, can I cum inside you?
Maegan: No I don't want to get pregnant
Stu: Fancy an egg white omelette?

by ExtraRunny February 24, 2011