by NyQuil_ January 9, 2021
Get the Nigget mug.A wombat-sized mammal, seen only in the sugar-snap fields of Guatemala. Nocturnal. Highly dangerous. Has three teeth, two pointed ones one the bottom and a single venomous spike at the top, aprox 4.3cm long. Will die immediately if attacked by one. Only known cure: cucumber. Peculiar characteristics: only has 1 toe and 2 fingers. Will attack for no apparent reason, groups especially at risk: fat people, ugly people, ginger people (NB if fit into all categories….probably best to avoid Guatemala entirely). They live on a diet of sugar-snap peas and ugly, fat, ginger, stupid people.
First discovered, upon seeing evidence of a nurget bite on a Mr Walter Nurget Stadnik, after whom the creature was named. He has consequently died a slow, excruciatingly painful death. The discovery was made by Nicola Borland, UK, with the help of Jem Lloyd, who played a very minor role in said discovery.
First discovered, upon seeing evidence of a nurget bite on a Mr Walter Nurget Stadnik, after whom the creature was named. He has consequently died a slow, excruciatingly painful death. The discovery was made by Nicola Borland, UK, with the help of Jem Lloyd, who played a very minor role in said discovery.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEk, there's a large nurget"
"Why is my friend bleeding to death? He must have been bitten by a nurget!"
"Would you care for some sugar-snap peas? No thank you, there might be a nurget hiding amongst them!"
"Why is my friend bleeding to death? He must have been bitten by a nurget!"
"Would you care for some sugar-snap peas? No thank you, there might be a nurget hiding amongst them!"
by Professor Richard Postlephwaite September 5, 2008
Get the nurget mug.The mispronounciation of the word Niglet. It is not, in fact, a burnt chicken nugget or a vertically challenged nigger
by YahDaddyLesbian March 14, 2018
Get the Nigget mug.In Italian, the modern translation is 'little black boy'.
Though, the ancient word nigretto originally was used to define when 1. the earth provides us with a veritable smorgasbord of seasonal inconsistency; 2. the universe offers an infinite array of multiplex dimensions and ever expanding probabilities.
Though, the ancient word nigretto originally was used to define when 1. the earth provides us with a veritable smorgasbord of seasonal inconsistency; 2. the universe offers an infinite array of multiplex dimensions and ever expanding probabilities.
The unknown, the causalities we attribute to fate, chance and luck still leave our logic unanswered, nigretto-like, and slack-jawed gaping.
by Hector Sauvage March 23, 2011
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by Nigget man January 17, 2019
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