your girlfriend look like my mom 

A phrase famous rapper, comedian, and actor Tyler The Creator used in an episode of his tv show loiter squad when he got angry at someone

“I’ll whoop yo ass your girlfriend look like my mom” said Tyler

your girlfriend look like my mom by Snowyyy June 4, 2020

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead 

The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'

Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead by Ninja-wizard-pimp-ghetto-lowtax-maddox-internet. September 12, 2008

my mom gay lol 

It's a horrible way to do suicide. Ur mom gay lol is the worst insult you can ever say. Because you say my mom gay lol it goes against you instead which will give you a lot of pain.

Suicider: I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.
Virgin: No don't do it im a virgin.
Suicider: My mom gay lol *dies*

my mom gay lol by Goatmomz March 12, 2018

My Mom 

A person who wont pick me up from school when im terribly sick

My Mom is something

My Mom by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019

My mom 

a very very scary person. beware of her spookiness

my friend: OMG IS THAT A VAMPIRE
me: no its my mom

My mom by bobrossthescary January 6, 2022

My Mom 

My Mom means, My Day 1. Ride or die. 1 ion play about. the 1 imma kill for like she'll do for me ong.

exapmle; my mom is my world she is a beast and my fav person ever.

My Mom by Big.Mama.Skyy February 17, 2022

My Mom 

A verbal abusive "mother" who screams and raises their voice-over stupid shit and arguments they started.

I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME

My mom is a fucking filthy cunt who smells like fish and doesn't shower. I hope shit stays quiet and stops gaslighting me.

My Mom by Tbh I'm right June 24, 2020