A Mandatory

When a shit session goes from a voluntary situation to “a mandatory” emergency. Midway, a casual sit down sesh turns into a raging shit storm where your asshole is a thunder cloud bursting at the seams and the toilet is the town below, ill prepared for a flash flood. Your knees buckle, the back of your neck starts to sweat, and you better make sure the door is locked. It’s going to be a long ride. You might want to take your pants and shirt off for this one!!!

Holy shit, Tony has been in there for an hour. He must be working out “a mandatory.”

I was on the freeway, cruising to my pad thinking about a voluntary shit when I got home. Just then, my vibe shifted and I immediately knew it was a mandatory situation. I was about to drop “a mandatory” in the front seat!!!

See Diarrhizzy.

by Antonio “The Dooch” Ducciano January 13, 2023

Mandatory Sex Party

A sex party. Probably like a swingers party, except you don't KNOW that that's what it is until you get there. And, you know, once you get there it's kind of... well... mandatory, to have sex. Because of the mandatoriness of the sex party. And if you don't, then they... you know... rape you. =/

Julie: "This should be fun. I love costume parties."
*walks into party*
Nadab: "Guess what this ACTUALLY is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

by AhAhChristina December 8, 2010

mandatory gift giving bush

A Christmas tree

What did Santa leave for you under the mandatory gift giving bush? (cherubic child's voice) A choo choo and a dolly and a bike and a 15" black double ended dildo with buttchugging attachment and a football and a kite and a......................

by Ramone Goodlove December 26, 2012

Mandalorian

When you stick it in her ass and say "this is the way"

She said she liked Star Wars and anal so I used the Mandalorian.

by Codemanjack December 8, 2019

The Mandalorian

A Disney plus show where Lord Baby Yoda him self emerged from cared for by the Mandalorian

"Have you seen The Mandalorian yet? Baby Yoda is so cute"
"Yes he is the reincarnation of Christ himself"

by Sparko317 December 20, 2019

mandatory jello

A game played usually between two people in which one participant shouts "mandatory jello!" and collapses like said gelatinous substance towards the ground and towards the second partaker. The second person is required, per the rules of the game, to attempt to catch the fall-ee from falling. It has been suggested that this game is equivalent to a small scale trust fall (however much more fun and less therapuetic).

*standing around talking*
"mandatory jello"
*fall*
*catch!*

by ress_anne April 26, 2011

Mandolorian

How non-Star Wars fans spell Mandalorian.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the Mandolorian on Netflix?
Person 2: Do you mean The Mandalorian on Disney+?
Person 1: Oh, yeah, that.
Person 2: You are an idiot.

by Vultrex480 December 29, 2022