old cat lady

elderly people that molest underage neighbors after a rousing game of golf trivia

The Old Cat Lady molested a kid after golf trivia

by Ja'Quizzle May 15, 2006

Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome

what someone has when they can't seem to get a date or action or anything. its like forever alone, except you get cats.

Hey, you should go talk to him, see if he likes you.

Nah, ill just stay here, I've been diagnosed with Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome so it won't work out anyway.

by Jara-Paradoxis February 1, 2012