Jonte

Pronounced 'Donty', should be spelt 'Jonty', is a slimy old bastard whos favourite word is cunt. Has a yellow mullet that is attached to a hollow head, and sounds like a emo old man. He has recently come out of his but-ter-fi shell. "Cricilas, or crigilas, crixilis"

"Jonty has come out of his cricilas." (Jonte)

by Windermere Weapons March 20, 2023

To jont

To pee upwards and then use that pee as lube.

"Yo bro I can't wait to jont later"

by Jonter May 11, 2025