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Dick me in the fuck hole

An exclamation used in moments of extreme or repeated failure. Use of this phrase cannot be planned, but must come out spontaneously as a result of frustration. It is used to express ones displeasure at their own failure.
Dick me in the fuck hole, Bloons! I hate this fucking game!
by kypbaker November 11, 2009
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fuck in my condom

it's the same with "walk in my shoes"
--Dude, it sucks! I lose my job!
--Not a big a deal. Can you lend me one grand?
--Try to fuck in my condom!
--You mean try to walk in your shoes?
by ray_zong July 10, 2009
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Tittie fuck in the ass

1: A sexual act when one slides their penis through their partners ass cheeks in a rocking back and forth motion similar to that of a hot dog sliding back and forth between a canal.

2: The sexual action of tittie fucking applied to the buttocks canal.

3: A means of expressing frustration
1: Bob: "So how was your night with big booty judy?"

Craig: "We didn't have sex, but the good news is I got to Tittie fuck in the ass."

2: "It looked like I was sliding a hot dog down a very narrow hallway when I was tittie fucking her in the ass."

3: "Tittie Fuck me in the ass! I just failed that chem test."
by ForeverBethBredl June 5, 2010
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fuck in boots

a girl who is hot enough to fuck while shes still wearing her boots.
"Id fuck her in boots."
by DreamsL0ST January 27, 2005
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fuck-in

noun: a large gathering of people that fornicate in a public setting as a sign of protest.
When Abbie Hoffman, a popular activist of the late sixties, decided to form a mass protest at the 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago, one of his ideas to protest American involvement in the Vietnam War was to get thousands of yippie and SDS protesters to fornicate on the public grounds of Grant Park (which was one of the larger and popular parks along the lakeside)- thus, a fuck-in.
by chaoticmeadows October 12, 2006
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fuck in a

yes; to agree with someone.
Hey Ted, lets go to the bar. Ted replies fuck in a.
by Shawn the pig fucker July 27, 2007
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fuck in my shit

1. a phrase used when an individual gets angry and has nothing else to say.

2. a phrase used just to be funny.

3. a complete silent breaker that makes people laugh

4. a random phrase used when you get bored or are losing in a game with your friends.
1. What? I have to go to that 6 hour play?! Fuck in my shit.

2. (Jimmy and Bob are outside playing baseball)
Jimmy: dude, look at that car, isn't it sweet?
Bob: Well...fuck in my shit
Jimmy:*laughs* haha

3. (you attend a party at Suzie's house and someone said something that made everyone else silent)
Suzie: I think i'm pregnant
(silence)
Joe: Fuck in my shit!
(everyone laughs)

4. (you are losing on Halo 3)
George: Ahh! God dam! Fuck in my Shit!!
by Guraski March 22, 2007
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