emergency escort 

Being behind a fire truck, police car, or ambulance when they are going to an emergency and and driving full speed behind them without traffic.

Guy 1: "Hey I thought you were going to be late with all the traffic."

Guy 2: "Yeah lucky for me there was a firetruck in front of me so I got an emergency escort."

emergency escort by RyGuy93 April 3, 2009

Emergency Pooh

You know when you go to a restaurant and you eat a shed load of food, and you feel like you've eaten too much. You sit there with a bloated stomach and feel really uncomfortable.

There is a hidden body function that few people know about which is ideal for dealing with this; called the "Emergency Pooh".

This is a switch in the body which is triggered once too much food has been consumed, which basically actions an emergency pooh (a quickfire pooh to get rid of the waste which has been taken on board).

Mark: Oh man I've eaten way too much, my gut is going to explode
Mike: Don't worry mate, just action an Emergency Pooh!

Emergency Pooh by MikeL1983 December 21, 2006

emergenize 

The act of planning or preparing for unforeseen emergencies.

We need to emergenize the summer cottage for the winter season.

emergenize by emergenize April 17, 2016

Papa Emeritus IV 

Papa Emeritus IV was originally Cardinal Copia but became Papa after the Papa Emeritus Zero guy, Nihil, died on stage.

He's also a hot rat daddy.

Me: I WANT PAPA EMERITUS IV TO CRUSH ME, SPIT ON ME, FUCK ME, STEP ON ME, CHOKE ME, EAT ME OUT-

Friend: CHILL THE FUCK OUT!

Papa Emeritus IV by uwuisafreakingg February 20, 2023

Emelie 

A beautiful women that can walks into your life and just make everything perfect in a split second and makes you very special and always knows how to make you smile

Emelie is the best

Emelie by Deerslaya81 November 25, 2018

Emelie 

Emelie is a great, selfless friend who respects others opinions and serves a faithful and loyal best friend, she is devastatingly beautiful pal who is ideal for long term relationships, everybody needs an emelie in their life

Ya know emelie?
I think so.
Shes freaking awesome

Emelie by The*muffin*man May 15, 2018

Emergency Cigarette

A cigarette that is stored away for emergency use only.

"Frank what is that cigarette doing up there on that shelf? "
"Why, thats my emergency cigarette , mother fucker!"

Emergency Cigarette by landroverlover October 18, 2008