Brain transplant donor

Someone with no brain. AKA a friendly way to say "idiot".

Idiot: *says something stupid*
Person 1 : "Do you happen to be a brain transplant donor?"

by babyeater29126 April 28, 2015

Donor

A member of a fantasy sports keeper league who never wins money at the end of the season due to his sub-par management ability.

You never win anything in this league. You're a freakin donor!

by Woody Williams May 2, 2011

donorcycle

a motorcycle, when driven poorly

"Call the Trauma Team! Incoming from donorcycle"

by dogger November 23, 2002

Sperm Donor

A sperm donor is a man who does the bare minimum with his child.

A sperm donor only does what the courts ordered him to do, pay for health insurance and see child 4 days a month. Can't be bothered with a sick child, ER visits, doctors appointments, procedures, lab work or hospital stays.

by Autismsucks November 15, 2011

Dogcore

zoomed in pictures of random items (usually food)

Wow! That’s so dogcore

by Saltywaltypaltymalty September 28, 2021

donorcycle

nursing slang for a motorcycle

Get the transplant team ready, we have one more donorcycle casualty arriving.

by Gandalf February 8, 2003

sperm donor

A boy (not a man), whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his offspring can be repaid by sending him a jizz soaked hankie and a note bearing the words "Now I owe you nothing"(an excellent quote from Salvadore Dali).

1. Adam, my sperm donor, is so lame that he gave the State a false employer name right before christmas.
2. Robert, a boy in a girlie man body, is the avatar of all narcissistic, anhedonic, joyless sperm donors.
3. Elliott, who seemed like a decent sort of fellow, was living a lie every time he called himself a 'father'. In fact, given his many failures to live up to the most minimal definition of the word, the best he could hope for is the ignominious apellation "sperm donor".

by Lawrence of Nevada December 7, 2006