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Domestic bliss

Food shopping, dusting, vacuuming halls,
Bill paying, lunch bagging, making the calls. Fixing the shower, hanging the blinds, folding the clothes and hangin on lines. What could be better then all of this?? You got it my friend it’s domestic bliss!!
laughing while we’re washing dishes together is such domestic bliss!

Home is where your heart has domestic bliss
by Rainybee December 10, 2018
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Domeastic

someone with an extremely large head
that boy's head is domeastic
by califor-->NIA June 30, 2009
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dobtastic

See dobberty

OMG! THAT CONCERT WAS DOBTASTIC.
by xxcoonsxx May 25, 2009
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Domestic High Five

The act of distributing justice in a common household via the use of one's open handed gavel upon their spouse's facial bone structure.
What do you mean my supper isn't ready? I guess you want a domestic high five...
by penicillengranny87 April 4, 2011
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Domesticated Alpha Male

A guy who thinks he is the ultimate catch, the proverbial "legend in his own mind" . A guy with typical alpha male characteristics with the added bonus of a sensitive domesticated side but in reality he is just a weak, submissive, cuck who enjoys cleaning up his wife or girlfriend's box after one of her many side dicks nutted all up in her.
Mark wants everyone to think he's an alpha male but in reality he's just a pussy ass domesticated alpha male.
by Lil Sizzle August 1, 2022
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domestic piracy

Stealing household items (food, toiletries, silverware, etc.) when visiting your parents' house, to avoid shopping for them yourself.
Roommate 1: Where did all this food come from? I thought you didn't have a car.

Roommate 2: Yeah, I committed some domestic piracy when I went home for my brother's birthday last weekend.
by Angly June 5, 2011
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Domesticated Partnership

A relationship where one person (usually the male) believes he will be getting lucky soon, but hasnt made any progress. The woman can make him do anything and has tamed him like a domesticated animal. The relationship is non existent and considered a partnership.
Person 1: "Why is he so pussy whipped? All he does is drive her around, buy drinks for her, and make her dinner. Are they dating?"

Person 2: "Yeah, has he hit that yet?"

Person 3: No, they're just in a domesticated partnership
by MEGB11 March 29, 2011
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