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hibernation fest

When a group of at least 3 bears (hairy gay men) have such an exhausting night of sex, they have to sleep for the next three days.
Last night was such a hibernation fest, it will take all winter for my ass to recover.
by HungYoungCub October 2, 2019
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Bisexual hibernation

When a bisexual finally feels bisexual after a long time, or when I bisexual comes out as bisexual
Boy: what are u so peppy about

Girl: I came out of bisexual hibernation

Boy: Oo cool what made u

Girl: sweater weather duh
by Lil_sunflower December 30, 2020
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Power-hibernation

A short period of rest where body lowers brain function and oxygen intake while not fully asleep in order to pass time.
The train ride triggers power-hibernation.
by hermiTense July 18, 2022
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Hibernation

Drinking so much that you wake in another era
Bro Jesus handed me some wine and the shit put me in fucking hibernation mode
by Ylosabes December 14, 2016
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Hibernation

When someone keeps a significant other throughout the winter only to dump them once spring arrives to be single for the summer months, they are said to be in hibernation.

Usually occurs when a guy dislikes the weather conditions in winter and refuses to go to the bar to look for girls.
Jay: So my winter girlfriend has been really bitchy lately, I may have to dump her earlier than usual.

Neal: You're winter girlfriend? You're just going to drop her once its over?

Jay: Yeah man, I'm in hibernation. Its too shitty to go out to the bar every night in this snow.
by Jegster July 14, 2010
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hibernation

When a man approaches a sleeping woman, and places his penis in her open mouth, subsequently falling asleep on top of her face.
Last night, after Judy fell asleep, I couldnt resist committing the hibernation. I packed that baby in for the winter months to come.
by Ralen April 10, 2005
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the hibernation technique

when a young man places his nutta butta balls inside a nice inviting rectum, creating a warm environment for them during the winter. very similar to a squirrel hiding his nutts for the winter as well.
Gosh peter, its gonna be way too cold this winter for my nutts. Do you mind if i keep them warm in your rectum?

Good Lord! I think that damn squirrel just hid his nutts in my ass! Wait a minute...oh its just you Bob.
by justin capps February 29, 2004
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