Not dance. Not cheer. Not gymnastics. Cologuard incorporates techniques and moves from these, but only the most basic of them. Not dancers. Not cheerleaders. Not gymnasts. Unless of course there is prior training you are none of these. These sports require an insane amount of muscle, coordination(which props to you, you guys do have to focus incredibly hard and have crazy coordination), musicality, technique, discipline, training, flexibility, and TIMING TIMING TIMING, someone guard is almost always off, and please point your toes and straighten your legs. You guys do a lot of these, but not in the same way or with the same mastery and professionalism. High school colorguard is cool and totally a sport, but you are NOT DANCERS, GYMNASTS, OR CHEERLEADERS!!!
Cg kid: does a sodecha with bent legs and flexed feet* “Colourgaurd is way harder than dance”
Cg kid: does a cartwheel with absolutely no form* “Cheerleaders are so stupid and they can’t even do stunts”
Cg kid: does a backbend and complains all week* “colourgaurd is way harder than gymnastics. We do acrobatics all the time”
Dancer: shakes head* “those are supposed to be jazz runs?”
Cheerleader: “I’m the stupid one? At least I can count”
Gymnast: “That was good execution???”
I guess that’s colorguard
Cg kid: does a cartwheel with absolutely no form* “Cheerleaders are so stupid and they can’t even do stunts”
Cg kid: does a backbend and complains all week* “colourgaurd is way harder than gymnastics. We do acrobatics all the time”
Dancer: shakes head* “those are supposed to be jazz runs?”
Cheerleader: “I’m the stupid one? At least I can count”
Gymnast: “That was good execution???”
I guess that’s colorguard
by Fucking_Ravenclaw November 24, 2018
by life is an std September 9, 2010
in high school- a group of fat ugly cows that was rejected from any sort of cheerleading, dance team, or theatre, and wish to be accepted to some sort of group, so they hang out with all the other hideous rejects by getting together and parading around a football field twirling flags and annoying the drumline and usually taking points away from a superior band because they're so uncoordinated that can't move their hands and walk at the same time. every now and then, there is a pretty and skinny girl who does colorguard because her instrument isn't in a marching band; ie oboe, bassoon, etc.
college level and above- a group of highly skilled and extremely attractive girls and maybe a gay guy who leave audiences in awe with the art of flag twirling.
college level and above- a group of highly skilled and extremely attractive girls and maybe a gay guy who leave audiences in awe with the art of flag twirling.
in highschool, colorguard is a joke. whenever they run by, the drumline always yells, "STAMPEDE!"
in college, the colorguard is made up of a bunch of hotties in sexy outfits. they also twirl flags really well.
in college, the colorguard is made up of a bunch of hotties in sexy outfits. they also twirl flags really well.
by butterfinger November 4, 2005
by hill October 29, 2005
Usually fat chicks who can't make the cheerleading squad. In general, they're the bands cheerleaders. Lucky them. They wear tight uniforms that makes their fat jiggle.
Yay let's spend our halftime watching girls twirl things while the band plays. i just love colorguard.
by ShannonNaomi October 27, 2011
1. A group of stupid-ass girls who think they're a part of something because they can twirl a flag, but in reality, the band kids make fun of them, what does that say?
by Claire3333 March 14, 2009
by PEEWEE MONTES October 14, 2005