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Philly Cheesesteak

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When a man pounds a woman's pussy until it resembles roast beef, ejaculates onto the brown lips, and then eats her out until she comes. If the Philly Cheesesteak is properly executed, the girl will begin cussing like a typical dickheaded Eagles fan. No need to say "Whiz Wit'" when you request this cheeseteak. If you want the authentic smell of a Philly steak shop, you can fart in her face before you deliver the main course.
"Yo Donovan, I can't believe your muddah let me give her a Philly Cheesesteak on the first date."
by Eagles suck fat cock. January 29, 2009
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When a male defecates in between a woman's breasts and then titty fucks her and ejaculates all over the feces.
Bro 1. "That chick loves Philly cheesesteaks, and I'm not talking about the food."

Bro 2. "Wow Dad."
by WowDad August 7, 2011
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Califorina Cheesesteak

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Preheat the oven to 200 degrees F.

Heat a cast-iron skillet or griddle over medium-high heat. When hot add the oil, onions and bell peppers, and cook, stirring, until caramelized, about 6 minutes. Add the garlic, salt, and pepper, and cook, stirring, for 30 seconds. Push off to 1 side of the griddle.

Add the meat (dead hooker) to the hot pan and cook, stirring and breaking up with the back of 2 metal spatulas, until almost no longer pink, about 2 minutes. Mix in the Sauteed vegetables. Top with cheese slices and melt. Spoon the cheesy meat (dead hooker) mixture into the warm buns and serve immediately with condiments of choice or Put the meat (dead hooker) in the bun and dip the spatula in the cheese whiz and then wipe the spatula down the inside of the bread.
A DEAD HOOKER IN THE SUN FOR 3 HOURS THEN SPEARD CHEESE ON HER VAG AND EAT IT. aka Califorina Cheesesteak
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The Philly Cheesesteak

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when a man takes a sh*t inside a female's vagina. then cums on top of it and then proceeds to eat the girl out with a spoon
Jill: Hey babycakes, what should we do tonight?

Joe: I should give you a The Philly Cheesesteak.

Jill: Good. I can't wait!
by 3 Losers March 24, 2009
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the cheesesteak

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You are fucking a girl in the ass, and you invert her so you shit on her back. Then you donkey-punch her in the back of the head, power-bomb her, and jizz in her ear.
"I totally gave my girlfriend the cheesesteak last night."

"What's a cheesesteak?"

"So you're doing a girl in the ass, right? And then..."
by he who named it November 2, 2007
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Philly Cheesesteak

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Similar to the chili dog, a man performs the Philly Cheesesteak by defecating between a woman's breasts (the two halves of a bread role), forming the meat layer. He then proceeds to add cheese to the sandwich by ejaculating all over it.
Janet was feeling famished, so Ross gave her a Philly Cheesesteak. She wasn't very hungry after that!
by J. Vento May 10, 2008
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When one pours that nacho cheese shit into a woman's anus, shoves bread in afterwards, and stabs her buttcheek to add ketchup. And then procedes to have sex with her cheesy, bloody, bread filled anus.
by austin holl. November 21, 2006
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