Brittled Day

A day consisting of a range of several emotions occurring simultaneously, typically two emotions on the opposite ends of the spectrum.

"The happiest, yet saddest Brittled day of my life"

by Finland's Finest March 10, 2017

Matt's Brownie Brittle

When your partner wants aggressive anal play but doesn't like lube so their ass is super chapped.

Yo my girl had some real Matt's Brownie Brittle after sex last night.

by Uppies January 9, 2024

Seanut Brittle

An object from the show "SpongeBob SquarePants". It is a practical joke product disguised as a can of food sold exclusively at the Palace of Pranks. It appears in the Season 3 episode "Pranks a Lot" as one of the pranks sold by shops owner, Frank.

Oh, boy, Seanut Brittle. Gimme!

by Seanut Brittle Can December 4, 2023

Donkey Brittle

Loose, Dry Butthole

i.e "Have you ever dipped your finger in the Donkey Brittle?"

by $taxMade May 27, 2025

Brittles

A great guy who was named after a John Wayne character by his wild Dad. Former Law major, current athletic training major or some other shit, idk. Likes BYU and Penn State and loves the Blackhawks. Secret desire is to be a cover model on a firefighter calendar. Wants a steady relationship but always finds his friends disrupting his plans through either hijinx or subterfuge. GYM RAT. Libra.

Oh man this guy is such a Brittles; he broke the lamp when the Blackhawks lost.

by NotBrittles'Roomate November 29, 2021