Matt's Brownie Brittle

When your partner wants aggressive anal play but doesn't like lube so their ass is super chapped.

Yo my girl had some real Matt's Brownie Brittle after sex last night.

by Uppies January 9, 2024

Brittles

A great guy who was named after a John Wayne character by his wild Dad. Former Law major, current athletic training major or some other shit, idk. Likes BYU and Penn State and loves the Blackhawks. Secret desire is to be a cover model on a firefighter calendar. Wants a steady relationship but always finds his friends disrupting his plans through either hijinx or subterfuge. GYM RAT. Libra.

Oh man this guy is such a Brittles; he broke the lamp when the Blackhawks lost.

by NotBrittles'Roomate November 29, 2021

Peanutbutter brittle

When you spread peanutbutter on a dogs scrotum while you cram peanuts up the dogs butt hole and suck them out with your mouth and eat them

Boy1: Hey dude, how was that Peanutbutter brittle last night?
Boy2: Man, it was fantasicly awsome!

by Waylonator June 10, 2011

Peanut Brittle

When somebody's lips are unbelievably crusty and dry that parts of the lips can be peeled off like an orange, and is so cracked that it gives the appearance of peanut brittle.

"Nigga'd better shut up before your peanut brittle lips start to snow"

by BigBoiBlackie May 22, 2015

Brittled Day

A day consisting of a range of several emotions occurring simultaneously, typically two emotions on the opposite ends of the spectrum.

"The happiest, yet saddest Brittled day of my life"

by Finland's Finest March 10, 2017