A great guy who was named after a John Wayne character by his wild Dad. Former Law major, current athletic training major or some other shit, idk. Likes BYU and Penn State and loves the Blackhawks. Secret desire is to be a cover model on a firefighter calendar. Wants a steady relationship but always finds his friends disrupting his plans through either hijinx or subterfuge. GYM RAT. Libra.
by NotBrittles'Roomate November 29, 2021
When you spread peanutbutter on a dogs scrotum while you cram peanuts up the dogs butt hole and suck them out with your mouth and eat them
by Waylonator May 17, 2011