Basically its like a Donkey punch, but rather than dropping the forarm on the back, you drop it on the bottom of the neck.
Instead of donky punching my girlfriend, i decided to sink the bismarck and she collapsed on the floor.
by baby huey9999 July 23, 2008
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Nothing satisfies a freaky lady (or man for that matter) on a hot summer day like a massive, frosty Bismarck.
by madmax1889 October 20, 2010
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A bismarck is when you take your dick and slap it across someone else's face. If you are gay, then you will do it do another guy. If you are sraight, then you will do it to another girl. It is pretty nasty and sick people do that.
Take for example a conversation between a freak named Josh and his sister Jaime.
Josh: Hey Jaime do you want a bismarck?
Jaime: What is a bismarck?
Josh: It's when I take my penis and slap it across your face.
Jaime: Oh my god, thats nasty. I can't believe you said that. I'm telling mom.
Josh: Hey you still haven't answered my question. Do you want a bismarck?
Josh: Hey Jaime do you want a bismarck?
Jaime: What is a bismarck?
Josh: It's when I take my penis and slap it across your face.
Jaime: Oh my god, thats nasty. I can't believe you said that. I'm telling mom.
Josh: Hey you still haven't answered my question. Do you want a bismarck?
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1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.
2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
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1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.
2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.
by GeneGine October 11, 2006
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1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.
2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
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1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.
2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} and they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.
by GeneGine September 24, 2008
Get the bismarck mug.Probably the best kind of donut(doughnught..whatever). Also the capitol of North Dakota. The Olsen twins were born here.
Let's go to Bismarck.
by The Terminator July 21, 2008
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So the other night Marge gave me a glazed bismarck and it took me around an hour to clean off my crusty ball hairs.
by Nasty Marloins February 28, 2011
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