Bandless Noobcracker

A bandless noobcracker is a person of great musical talent, usually of the rock variety (e.g. screaming, lead guitar, drums), that cannot find a band because the three whole bands in the small town they live in already have full members. Usually occurs in the south, namely Louisiana, due to the fact that most of those bands play country music.

Caleb: Hey you're in that band with the afro guy he's gay.
Dillon: Oh yeah well you're a bandless noobcracker.

by Teh Judas November 4, 2009

Bandled

To be embarrassed by the great Bandler himself

"Shit dude, you just got bandled by Bandler

by Bmac0507 November 7, 2016

bandoleered

provided with a shoulder strap

the bag was bandoleered

by Swedish Ginger Girl February 22, 2017

Bundile

A "BUNDy" person who spends all their time on mobILE games, therefore they are a "Bundile"

See: Bundy

John:Hey joe do you want to play "8 ball pool" with me
Joe:Sure john

2 hours later
John:sorry I couldn't make it to your wedding, I was playing games with John
Karen: You're a fucking bundile

by GIANT SQUID THE POOBAH August 14, 2017

Bandlet

A person who dislike another person because a band teacher told them to.

Jeff hates Dan because the band teacher told him to, what a Bandlet.

by BandletHater January 16, 2020

Bandles

Bars and Handles: Bars: to roll weed in any condition or setting and still able to produce a perfect blunt, adapt to create the optimum beneficial outcome. Handles: skills to handle the current situation as if presented prior to instance.

"Damn, Did you see them bandles I just used to avoid that crazy ass driver."

by Cbandles May 13, 2020

Bandilion

Someone who thinks they can speak Punjabi but realistically murder the language cuz they think they're 'hip'

Sam is such a bandilion

by Embryo May 8, 2021