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Yard Sale

This is a prank where you drive around town and pick up all the free stuff people leave on the side of the road. You then take this crap, pack it up in a truck, and then throw it on another lawn.. Then you put a 'yard sale' sign on their lawn, and as you drive away you scream YARD SALE!!!!!!!!!
P-Niz: Hey Trackus, you know what was fun?
Trackus: Nope..
P-Niz: When we dumped all that crap on that bitches lawn
Trackus: Oh Yeah! we totally got her with the Yard sale
by CRV-666 September 27, 2009
mugGet the Yard Salemug.

Yard sale

A yard sale is when you have sex with a girl outside, typically on grass. Commonly confused with yardsale
Joe: look over there! Jessicas fucking Alex on that lawn over there!

Rob: yeah! They're having a yard sale!
by Ram77 March 6, 2010
mugGet the Yard salemug.

Party Yard Sale

Similar to a yard sale, a Party Yard Sale is a situation in which someone loses all of his or her possessions (phone, wallet, iPod, etc.) over the course of a night.
"Dude can I get your number again? I had to get a new phone after my party yard sale last weekend."
by Nickname Mike February 24, 2010
mugGet the Party Yard Salemug.

Yard Sale Pussy

Half worn out but still runs good just got to add a little oil every now then but at half the cost..
I’m a middle aged man looking for some of that good old “yard sale pussy “ on a budget
by CSucker September 1, 2023
mugGet the Yard Sale Pussymug.

gypsy yard sale

Descriptive term for a work or living space that is so fucked up and disorganized that it looks like a gypsy yard sale.
Clean this shit up, it looks like a gypsy yard sale in here!
by komatiite December 17, 2008
mugGet the gypsy yard salemug.

Walking yard sale

In reference to someone who is a mess, extremely disheveled, most often refers to parents of small children.
Her kids were up all night, so she's a walking yard sale today.
by Sos4321 October 3, 2015
mugGet the Walking yard salemug.

Yard sale a bike

When you yard sale a bike or quad it’s is when all of your plastics and others pieces fly off your bike and become useless and like the junk you find at yard sales
When you yard sale a bike or quad it’s is when all of your plastics and others pieces fly off your bike and become useless and like the junk you find at yard sales
by Then it hit me October 18, 2020
mugGet the Yard sale a bikemug.

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