Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say? 

You say this when you ask a Question and someone Answers with "I Don't Know". Then you say "Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?" Then you have a great feeling in your stomach and the other person feels like a stupido. Haha lib.

Tom: Yo, What Time Is It?
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.

Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say? by MarioCanDoAnything January 22, 2010

you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!

This is so I can buy a mug for my dad as an inside joke

Bro, you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!
Bro...

you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs! by click here for a dollar December 6, 2021

you know what, i dont give a bloody shit 

What you say when youve just had enough and cant be bovered to listen to someone drone on for any longer.

geography teacher: today we are learning about global warming

!st person: global warming will soon cause massive destruction and in about 40 generations global death.

2nd person:do you know what, i dont give a bloody shit.

you know what, i dont give a bloody shit by daisyssis21 December 8, 2009

Oh so you dont know what karlson is? 

KARLSON IS JUST A LITTLE GAME IM WORKING OM WISHLIST IT NOW ON STEAM GAMERS

Dani: Oh so you dont know what karlson is? KARLSON IS JUST A LITTLE GAME IM WORKING OM WISHLIST IT NOW ON STEAM BONERS

Oh so you dont know what karlson is? by EPICKARLSONGAMER June 18, 2021

I know you are what you said you are, so what am I? 

The correct way to taunt on playgrounds. Often missaid as "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". Mostly by australians. Often shortened to "I know you are but what am I?"

Timmy: "you're a poop head"
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*

I know you are what you said you are, so what am I? by TDYank June 9, 2020

I honestly dont know what you are speaking of

What you say when you honestly dont know what somone is talking about.

Eh? I honestly don't know what you are speaking of....

I honestly dont know what you are speaking of by What the hell? April 20, 2006

dont know what you been smoking 

Simply means you do not know were one is coming from in the way they are thinking

Tracey: You been gon awhile, you been cheating aint you!?
Trix: No! what are you talking about, dont know what you been smoking but your wrong.

dont know what you been smoking by smoking crazy fool May 23, 2016