Wordle Tax

The price you must pay to post your f*^king Wordle score to social media. Typically that's chugging 1 drink (beer, wine, or shot) and posting a video of it as evidence to the same social media account you're using to share your score. Nobody really cares about your wordle score and would prefer to see you pay the tax. Don't post your damned score if you're not willing to pay the tax!

I post a video of me chugging a beer every morning to pay my Wordle Tax. My family thinks I'm an alcoholic but really I just want to show off my score.

by The Ant Christ March 27, 2023

Wordle and chill

What rob does for the first 3 hours at work

Before min starts work he has to wordle and chill

by Nic the kiwi October 19, 2023

wordle and chill

What Rob does for the first 3 hours of a work day.

Rob went to work to wordle and chill

by Nic the kiwi October 19, 2023

Wordle Paramour

Someone you share your daily Wordle with, that no one else knows about.

Every morning he rushed to open is his Twitter DM to see if she, his Wordle Paramour, had completed her Wordle. They enjoyed this private brief interaction to start each day.

by WordleLove October 31, 2023

Wordle Slut

When you share your Wordle stats with 2+ more people or group texts.

Me: So when I sent out my wordle score to Mike we had the same…
Brian: Wait wait, you’re telling me you share your wordle with others?
Me: yeah I send to you guys, ragamuffins and Ben

Brian: You’re a wordle slut!

by Malbowlory March 18, 2022

wordle

a game made by the New York Times where you try to guess a word.

this Wordle is super difficult

by quandale Dinglesaures May 24, 2022

Wordle

A game where two men take turns riding the clock in the bathroom. Each person takes a turn playing hangman with their own turd. The loser has the eat the turd.

Rob beat Dave at wordle again. That’s why Dave’s breath stinks.

by Logman815 March 14, 2022