Pussy welt

A person who is acting like such a pussy, that it physically hurts your own body.

Frank was acting like such a pussy welt all night.

by Comeonbro July 2, 2020

Suicide Welt

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.

"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."

by ca$h AF August 13, 2024

Welt Yang

Hes a gigachad. Second herrscher of reason and anti entropy sovereign who somehow got into a parallel universe (hsr)

Welt Yang’s backstory is so cool man, you should read Second Eruption n Alien Space comics.

by starraizor November 16, 2023

Welting

The sexual act of transferring one’s tonsil stones into the preferably long foreskin of the receiver during intense oral sex. These tonsil stones if left alone to ferment under said foreskin will generate a significant amount of smegma that commonly carries a very intense and fowl aroma.

wow! i can still smell last nights welting session! i can’t wait for it to start to ferment.

by Climax the cool guy May 13, 2024