Stuck in the tube

Term used to describe getting one's cock stuck in another persons bottom.

999 operator: what is the nature of the emergency?

Unlucky person: My girlfriend let me analize her for the first time and now I'm, erm, how you say, stuck in the tube!

Stuck in the tube by TedTrippin March 25, 2010

squeezing the tube of toothpaste 

1:a euphonism for what happens at staff parties at the queens place in england

"dude, squeeze my tube of toothpaste."

squeezing the tube of toothpaste by Tim November 20, 2003

smoke the tube 

The act of blowing some kind of smoke(cigarette,pot,etc...)through usually a papertowel tube to entice a small rodent into someone's anus for sexual pleasure. Usually a gay experience for the recepient not the rodent.

Hey Ted why don't you smoke the tube to get the gerbil in my ass.

OK!

That was great, now what do I do with the dead rodent in my anus?

smoke the tube by Holly1 January 10, 2007

swirl the tube 

smoking methamphetamines

Put meth in a pipe and swirl the tube.

swirl the tube by bkitten3 November 20, 2016

elvis has left the tube 

What the security detail says to each other over the radio when the honorable senator from South Carolina leaves the airplane and gets into a hmmwv (hummer) for his 97th birthday present from the army, a tour of Ft. Bragg.

We were iritated with Strom Thurmond for living so long, but when we heard that he left the plane it was funny and it made our day, even though we were freezing our assets off.

elvis has left the tube by G.I. Joe January 9, 2005

clogging the tube 

The term for when you accidentally get your pwnis stuck inside of the vaccuum cleaner hose in the process of masturbation

Man I got so horny last night, but I ended up clogging the tubes instead

clogging the tube by fukthehomeless June 2, 2014

flip the goo tube 

a funky way to say cum

Dude 1: Dude, did you just flip the goo tube?
Dude 2: Dude, is that like... slang for cumming?
Dude 3: LOL it is now

flip the goo tube by J-Dawg123456 March 25, 2009