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cocky termite

a girl that wants to fuck and suck any cocky that she sees that is available
person 1: bro I think Marcia likes me, she's always leaning on me and sitting close to me.

person 2: same, yesterday she was all over me like she wants some cocky.
person 3: don't feel too special she does it to all the boys at the table, shes a cocky termite.
by miami vice December 3, 2019
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termitized

Wood that has been damaged by termites.
The wood on your shed is termitized.
by Dream 12-26 October 10, 2023
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Termiting

Instead of peeing, it goes back up your urethra then you yack it up. It tastes like lemon lime and gag reflex.
Baxter: Dude I just watched the Boys season 3 episode 1, and now I really wanna do some termiting!
Chester: Me too dude! BLAAAAAH
by Baxter Cunningham January 15, 2023
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termite

someone who reads the entire terms and conditions without failure, eating through the entire 600 page document like a fucking termite. will ask a question after every subsection, without failure.
bro has been sitting there for 90 minutes just trying to make a sale while his termite client read through the entire terms bible before buying from him. dude looks depressed
by anus supreme June 3, 2022
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Termite Queen

A derogatory term to describe the head of a polyamorous clan, which is usually a pale white woman of a larger build. She is usually the center of group photos and therefore the leader of the clan, and thus the other members (termites) must serve her needs (sex). The Termite Queen isn't always a fat white woman, but there's a very good chance that a larger pale human is involved.
"Oh look! A group photo! I wonder which one is the Termite Queen...."
"Ah dude, it's definitely the one in the center. She takes up half the photo!"
by LlamaLover1977 October 14, 2022
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Who's choking on the splinters
Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017
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nibbling termite

The act of when a partner nibbles on the other partner's skin, biting of little bits and chewing them
Adam and John were so horny that kinky John did the nibbling termite on Adam.

Ex. The Skin Fic
by Gayemopotato June 7, 2016
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